It's not often that a man will see a greeting card with himself on, naked, riding a rollercoaster. Luckily or unluckily for one man, that very thing happened.
Michael Deacon told the Daily Telegraph of his experience as a junior reporter for Zoo magazine, with the editors asking the young writer to take part in a record attempt of the most naked people on a rollercoaster, choosing the Nemesis Inferno at Thorpe Park.
He was joined by similarly naked "Zoo-friendly" female students, or as he refers to them, the "most pneumatically built" beauties the publication could find.
However, they weren't fully naked - health and safety required them to wear legwear
, namely socks
Mr Deacon continued: "If there's a vision less attractive than a pasty Scotsman naked, it's a pasty Scotsman naked except for his shoes and socks
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