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That's a cracker!" | Our favourite "bad" Christmas cracker jokes!

Posted by Danielle

  
If you've been doing some Christmas shopping at SockShop, you'll notice we've been treating you to a "bad" Christmas cracker joke at the top of your order note.
   
Bad Christmas cracker jokes
  
No doubt some of these treasures will rear their heads while you're enjoying your Christmas pudding on the big day, but if you feel like swotting up and impressing the party with your knowledge of cheesy funnies, we've included some of our favourite "bad" Christmas cracker jokes below!
   
Bad Christmas cracker jokes
  
What is the best Christmas present in the world?

A broken drum, you just can't beat it!



What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Ribbon Hood.



Why was Cinderella so bad at football?

Because she kept running away from the ball!



"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud."

"Yes sir, it's fresh ground."



Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?

He was picking his nose.


  
How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
Deep pan, crisp and even.



How do you make a sausage roll? 

Push it down a hill.
   

   
  
What's your favourite Christmas cracker joke? We all know everybody loves them really!
   

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