The phenomenon of the missing sock
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By Katrina McLachlan |
But there is a phenomenon that unites one and all, mystifying people for centuries, stumping scientists and generally causing widespread confusion and head-scratching - the phenomenon of the missing sock. There have been countless reports of ‘missing sock experiences’ over the years, with rumours of government investigations into the disappearances resurfacing every once in a while. |
She said: “I was taking my clothes out of the dryer and folding them up like normal, when I got down to the socks and realised, one was missing. “I swear, both went in to the dryer. I only washed two pairs this week - some new ELLE trainer socks - and one of them has just disappeared. ” She added: “You hear these tales of missing socks, but I never thought it would happen to me.” |
Rhiannon with one Elle sock.The other has gone missing |
There are a number of theories: time travel, alien activity and being eaten by a type of tumble dryer creature just some of them. Professor Ash, from the University of Deanechurch, believes the answer could be a missing sock space-time continuum. She explains: “Many of us believe there are alternative universes out there, so why not for socks? “The combination of heat and movement from the tumble dryer could somehow be causing a rip in the time-space continuum and resulting in our socks falling through to another world.” |
It is an interesting theory, but without any proof we are still no closer to finding out the mystery of the missing sock. You may have a better chance of spotting Nessie instead. |
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